Here are eight annoying things you saves you, when you leave on holidays:
1. The stupid comments by your Relatives about your weight (“it is better to Let the fingers of the carbohydrates, child. Remember, you have the genes of uncle Marvin …), your relationship status (“Slowly I gave up the idea of grandchildren, really …”), your Job (“Independently? Jeez, just to think about your pension …”)
2. “And? What are you doing now?” – this is the only question left for you this year, be spared, because you will meet the class at the Christmas market will go.
3. 23. December is the annual Last-Minute hunt to gift vouchers flat. Your loved one will get in January all of the cool Souvenirs from Mexico or Bali.
4. “And what are you doing new year’s eve?” Finally, you have a good answer: “lying On the beach, sipping Cocktails and later on the full moon party abhotten.”
5. Driving home for Christmas in crowded regional trains.
6. Instead, thanks to the cookies, and greasy goose ten kilos of putting on weight, you eat detoxifying curries, go kiting or in the yoga class and get in your bikini figure.
7. The hand-knitted cuddly socks from grandma, you don’t need it. A hot Surfer will cause you to “keep warm”! 8. Instead of bad mulled wine, there is the finest Cuba Libre.
time for you
Each of us needs a Quality Time with yourself in order to its battery to recharge, to reflect on the past months and reflect on what goals you put for the coming year. A short break from professional and personal obligations of their own To-Do list, Yes, even parties! Mobile phone, stop alcohol and fast food, instead, they go out in the nature, at the beach, in the sun, under the palm trees. A long weekend in a foreign city can work wonders in terms of relaxation and broaden your horizon. And yet it is not too late! There are many exotic destinations, such as India, Japan and Marrakech, for which there are last minute cheap flights.
Henriette Bright: Love from Hell Eiko Weishaupt
Henrietta Bright was born in 1985 and works as a journalist/writer based in Hamburg and on-the-go on your travels around the globe. Her book “here I come! In 80 orgasms around the world” in 2015, appeared and was promptly a best-seller. In 2017, followed by “come First, then The Sexbibel for 21. Century”. Henriette likes to write, be honest and casual about Sex, because you will find that a lot of people do.
of Course, traveling can also be exhausting. You have to get your plane to catch, at the baggage Desk queue, suitcase drag … that is Why I have a few tips for you listed as your X-Mas Trip as stress-free and as cool as possible:
1. Digital Detox! Your Ex-friend posted a photo with his new flame in the Arm? In the case of WhatsApp in a group chat is annoying for a bachelorette party? Your boss announces by email to a crisis meeting? You can save such unnecessary stress factors, as long as you’re on vacation. Flight mode on and chill out!
2. Reservations! You want to be in Tokyo in the second highest building in the world to eat in the evening? Or in Dubai, a camel Safari? Then such things do not reserve in advance, so you’re in Kolaybet the holiday stupid since.
3. Oldschool Hedge! Airline tickets, hotel reservations and co. you get today via e-Mail to the mobile phone sent. But what if you at the crucial Moment, neither the battery nor the no network or W-Lan? Therefore, it is important to print (directions and maps) on paper. Tip: Important documents, such as credit card, travel and vaccination certificate, and co. photograph yourself and email. So you can retrieve it, if necessary, from anywhere online.
4. Avoid The Tourist Spots! Clearly, New York or Paris at Christmas is certainly wonderful. But do yourself a Favor and go prefer to go somewhere where you can really relax. Without The Tourist Masses, Snake Road Noise. The small, quiet neighboring island is not only cheaper but also chill out. If you need Action, you can day trips to the malls company said.
5. Lightweight Luggage! You’re alone and need you every day, three times a move. So travel as light as possible. After all, you have to drag your Luggage all the time. Tip: Shampoo, mosquito shopping spray, sunscreen, and co. on the spot. And: Leave your expensive Laptop at home. If there is nothing of Value, you have to do all the time, traveling it’s more relaxed. Extra tip: travel with only hand Luggage! Then you need not wait at the Luggage band don’t be afraid that your Luggage arrives.
6. Screw your expectations down and groove you alone in your new surroundings. If your Hotel is shit, don’t get a nervous breakdown but go to the balance each evening to a fancy restaurant. It is in your hands, what are you doing out of your Trip. You want to laze around? Then you didn’t goof off – but then get angry later that you met “new people” or “blatant parties” participated, of which you tell your friends.
7. No Plans! The stupidest Hashtag I’ve ever read, #vacation goals. Some people have even in the holiday lists that you want to work on! But what of the artificial Stress? I like the most, to go in a foreign city just for a walk, without forced tens of aim of the sights. Note: It is not a crime, if you come in Paris, in the proximity of the Eiffel tower.
8. Selfie-Ban! Enough with the Ego shoots! Pack your phone away and your heart: Suck a open to the world around you, save the impressions in the heart. The most important “like” coming from you. Not one of your followers on Instagram. You don’t need any stupid Selfies of yourself on a mountain or in an Infinity Pool. Selfies are dead! Out! Uncool! Silly! Embarrassing! I call for a Comeback of the good old landscape photos. Our stupid faces and no one needs anywhere.
Henriette Bright: What I learned about Sex on television have helps: put a stop to the “Kevin home alone”
Your guy is cheating on you, you know, but luckily, you know all the dialogs of “Kevin” by heart. That’s enough: “I want to see you on your knees and tell me you love me!” – “You’re making out with but indiscriminately with anyone!”
