a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a beautiful first Advent!
teacher:”What does your mom do for a living?” the
child:”is the author of”
teacher:”no,this can’t be! Is a hairdresser or doing what with makeup?“ the
child:”no,author!” the
teacher:”no,your mother doesn’t look like a writer.” theI am then shave the teacher.
— Jasmina Kuhnke (@ebonyplusirony) November 26, 2018
“can I help you?” the
“no, mom, makes, dad. He is the genius.” the
The 5-Year-old knows what women are, and has earned an extra-large piece of cake.
— The Gasser (@Magda water) November 25, 2018
On the Playground. the
“I am 4 years old.” the
The views of the other child wanders into the distance, a wistful Smile plays around his lips.
“I was 4… Now I’m 5.”— Cinnabrise (@Cinnabrise) November 24, 2018
grandma today is 92. The mayor was there to congratulate.
grandma: “Come over now, actually every year?”
He: “When my time allow it, Yes.”
grandma: “Every five years is enough!”— ?Z¡mtstern? (@MrsZimtstern) November 23, 2018
Casinomaxi a family feast.
The seven-year-old nephew, Oink says always instead of Cheers. In the meantime, we all say Oink. the
Intend to maintain also in the future.— woman bird’s leg (@Mrs bird’s leg) November 24, 2018
son(15): “So when plastic made from petroleum and crude oil from dinosaurs and the plants of that time – are plastic dinosaurs made from real dinosaurs?”
Loewin in rabbit fur (@Hasenloewin) November 19, 2018
in Front of the door-to-door, neighbors, work in the front yard.
K2: “I have a Penis”
– “Correctly.”
K2: “daddy has a Penis.”
– “Correctly.”
K2: “A Giant Penis.”
– …#children mouth— Anja Lina Jolie (@jolie_anjalina) November 29, 2018
K2 wanted for Breakfast ricotta balls with Obatzda.
K2 must be like to be a girl, but why was a PREGNANT girl?— pumpkin soup (@pumpkin delicious) November 30, 2018
If the K3 (12) WhatsApp get messages, and you zusammenzuckst first. the
