a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a nice second Advent!
Knock on the bathroom door. the
“Mama?”
“Yes?” the
voice away quickly.
“Mama says Yes!” theThis helplessness, coupled with a bad premonition.
— aller_guten_dinge (@_pluripara_) June 19, 2017
“Okay, dad, you’re an ice cream vendor.” the
My daughter is pursuing a new approach to gender-sensitive language.
— Stefan Heinrichs (@stefnhs) December 2, 2018
dissection table 7:
“Polytrauma! Bite wounds! Crushing! Oh my God, Savoybetting what happened to the poor man?“ the
“He has brought Child2 and Kind3 to bed.” the
“he looks good…”
— The double thumb man (@double thumb) December 6, 2018
Relaxing Breakfast with the 5-Year-old? Not a Problem:
1. Right plate-select color
2. Like warm bread
Butter but not melted
3. Nothing unasked cut
…
94. Trinkgglas no longer would like to snuggle up to 87,21% filling— The Gasser (@Magda water) December 2, 2018
My Big, 13 years old, with me when he has a girlfriend. He: “mom, otherwise I would cheat on you, because You look so young”. The day is saved!
