Finally! Gone are the days where you eagerly the wacky Sex-anecdotes of your friends test needs to listen to, while you months ago to have to shave the legs stopped – because, in bed with the former object of your desire delivery in the evening anyway, only the TV is hot. Now you have finally separated and you can all catch up on what you did in the last months of secretly fantasizing over.

But how to start? You and “honey” were together finally, so damn long, that you are neither Dating Apps, nor all the slanted stuff from “Shades of Grey” a try could. The latter found your Ex, the old Philistine, namely “fully sick”. In contrast to you! Your goal is defined, therefore, is clear: An ultra-sharp Mr. Grey, you to new erotic hemispheres official.

Henriette Bright: Love from Hell Eiko Weishaupt

Henrietta Bright was born in 1985 and works as a journalist/writer based in Hamburg and on-the-go on your travels around the globe. Her book “here I come! In 80 orgasms around the world” in 2015, appeared and was promptly a best-seller. In 2017, followed by “come First, then The Sexbibel for 21. Century”. Henriette likes to write, be honest and casual about Sex, because you will find that a lot of people do.

So tinderst you (on the recommendation of the not-so-good friends) first wild let’s get to work. Two, three, four complete hit moron. With one of these you’ll end up in the box. In fact, you want a whip – to select candidate no. 1 for his weak Ego Performance for the penalty kick in the pants.

But so quickly you don’t give up, and picked up on the “After Work Party” for your work colleague on hot. Too bad, that the only “on” when in the Background, “Best of Phil Collins” … And afterwards he pulls out suddenly, the vacuum cleaner: “I feel so dirty!” Uff.

Disappointed, you cry with your best mate, and a bit too intense. He sees his (long-awaited) Chance and bring yourself with red wine, you take off. Ups! In all the excitement he has, however, certain, uh, problems, and starts out of sheer anger over his failure to spontaneously cry. Well, that’s great.

At the eleventh attempt, you finally got lucky. The type that invites you to 4 o’clock in the morning on the Hamburg mountain, on a “Mexican”, turns out to be a grenade in bed! You’re in shock, want to see him again. Unfortunately, he’s not responding after three days of your SMS. Friends will clarify to you: There’s Ghosting call “” and today is completely normal. You’re horrified and missed short look at your Ex.

crisis! “This is the only Douchebag out there!”, do you curse and envy suddenly all of your friends in an unspectacular, but cozy long-term relationships. Suddenly you start to panic: “Fuck, I’m never gonna find someone Reasonable! I’m going to die alone! I’m going to have to adopt if I Vegabet want kids. Scheißeeee!”

Sorry, but as far as it would never have come, if you immediately after the separation of my emergency Plan for confused, fucked New Singles final is read should have:

Why?

It depends on why you broke up: drop something Hurtful? Or you have lived you “only” need to address? In the second case, you’re probably a “extramarital” adventures longed for – maybe even with a specific Person?!

Well, then: Go for it! It will help you faster about your Ex.

Are you stable?

but you Should hurt, betrayed, mean leave, you should take care of yourself first to YOU. Lick your wounds, enjoy a holiday with friends, do Yoga, strength your self-confidence. Only he who loves himself, can be loved by others – this is also true for the bed. Or do you feel like crying about your next One-Night-Stand collapse, because the way he “Oh, Yes!” remembered screaming kind of to your Ex?!

support group: Tinder “light”

Dating Apps are a nice Ego-Booster, as long as you expect too much of them. A beer meeting and a bit of flirting? Or just chat and compliments to sink in? Nice. But don’t expect only that you learn to know the next great love. Note: basically, Tinder is nothing more than a gigantic self-help group.

Flirting for the Lazy

The easiest solution to come quickly to Sex: You activate an Ex that is still on you. Advantage: you know what You’re getting, and can get exhausting Gebalze save. Disadvantage: After that, it depends on you, probably at the rock tip.

being selfish!

You’re really just Sex? Then be selfish, in the best sense! Get what you desire. Challenge, provoke, play, let yourself fall, you can get what you need. Otherwise, the whole thing is not worth it.

don’t Miss the Drop!

Eventually, your broken heart is ready for real close. Give just not the right time! Otherwise, you’re missing a great people, could be more for you than just a bedtime candy or consolation.

and now – a lot of fun.

Henriette Light: What are Hungover I learned about Sex, and in the baggy-pajama – then the guys jump on me

Lascivious on the bar stool whip, I can suck lonely at the Olive until I am blue. I shuffling enough sleep, right in the bum-Look for the Snack bar, flip out the men. What is wrong with you?