note to play in our family a very large role. Without a note, nothing happens. This has especially to do with all of the different times at home and also eat at different times. When I come to the example in the evening from the office, I sometimes see briefly my son who is just about to go on the Prowl. If I wegdöse then against the half-elf slowly next to my husband on the Sofa, I experience it sometimes, how he comes back from the hunt. Of course, the Hunger. For a time he started in the evening, still something Unhealthy out of the freezer, fry or throw it in the oven, what has excited my man. That’s why I cook now, something that he may then, with minimal noise and warm. Both male herd members think is generally passable.

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Claudia Herrmann says about himself: “I am the best mother and the best wife. And certainly not the best daughter. Perfection, others may not – I. At some point I’ve decided that doesn’t matter to me. This works best with a huge dose of self-irony.”

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If I want to, but the associated pot, pan, bowl and spatula to be washed, I need to write a paper. In addition, an Extra piece of paper for the lid. If I don’t write the note, all cooking utensils pulled in the sink. Pot / pan / spatula will be rinsed thanks to the slip and on the process. If I want to, which is also dried off, I need to write the extra. Otherwise, s is not made. The Same applies for the Grant. The note then reads: “pot, pan, spatula, AND lid, rinse, dry and put away and the dishes in the dishwasher spaces. Even the Cutlery!!” Everything I forget it to write, is not done.

He forgets EVERYTHING!

If I want our son to feed the two cats, when we are not there, I write a note: “cats to feed!!” and hanging him to the bathroom to the mirror. Of the wakes up and thinks: “it’s True. Must feed the cats.” Then he goes downstairs to the kitchen. Since the next piece of paper with “cats depends on to feed!!” on the fridge. The son of man is thinking: “that’s Right! I forgot again.” Before he leaves the house, he reads to feed the third sheet with “cats! Now really!!”, the inside of the door sticks. “Fuck! I forgot.” He thinks, goes back and feeds the cats actually, the meows all the while, miserably, without that he would have taken it to note.

Bavaria series “At the Lord’s home” months before the whole family has to bow and scrape, because the daughter has “Sorry, Abi-Stress!”

While our little female Nerd happy times up in the morning to one of any comic role play on PC with a Japanese, Australians, and inhabitants of the Fiji Islands, which form together a unit, the need to defend against an American, a Lithuanian, a German and a Swiss in an imaginary world of their borders. Which is why it is our daughter not possible to find the normal eating times of the contact with the other herd members, but instead two in the morning, a Pizza in the oven. Sorry, but the Japanese can now take into consideration our time zone, especially since everything runs on the absolute final battle out. The Pizza is eaten to four-fifths, and the Rest in the fridge Packed, provided with a piece of paper: “My Pizza! Seriously! My Pizza. Paws way. Pizza is war!” In front of loud concern, little brother you could eat.

Everything is hoarded

in Parallel, I will always, when I come back from shopping and a variety of food into the house, drag, Bahsegel search, as I would be in the Security area of the White house. Subsequently, the pieces of jewelry to be hidden directly by the minor part of the inhabitants of the house in various Places. Actually, always in the pantry. (If you should at some point build a plan for a pantry, so convenient!) My husband also makes! The hidden in the things above, as well as the stem holder because the two of them are quite large. The girl stowed your yield rather below. Overall, as in the case of squirrels! Once in a while will forget a food, and when clean make a Snickers with the shelf-life date of 2015 is in the hands.

Especially coveted food will be provided for safety’s sake, with a large piece of paper, in large letters, the word “MINE!”. Sometimes, I accidentally made fun of broccoli or Zucchini with the words, “BEING!”, or “YOURS!”, what I find quite funny. My kids don’t find that funny. But, for all their love, also have no sense of Humor.

Bayern series At Lord’s dahoam Is’ really beautiful here! What is happening in Bavaria – even if you find it hard to believe These crazy eating habits!

the other day I cooked for my vegetarian part of the breeding of soya-Bolognese-Sauce that has kept my son incorrectly for minced meat Bolognese and eaten. After he had nailed up a huge portion and I had been asked where the food for his sister, he looked at me in horror and explained to me that he was suddenly bad. (The child has an unexplained fear of vegetarian food.) The Same thing happened to me with my husband. The dinner eaten around eleven, half of the curry, I had to cook for Max, directly from the pan while I slept on the Couch. In the Early determine afraid that there really is a lot of garlic was in there and today is an important customer appointment.

Since then, I’m encouraged to label the various pots and pans in which the food for the respective family members is the Council of Europe, is also sufficient. It looks like this: pot 1 is labeled with a “Carbonara – vegetarian for Hannah”. To pot two Chilli “without beans, and Corn for Max”. On the third pot the Zurich veal ” – (not pork!) Sliced for honey”. (He likes sports technically not a pig). Pot 4 is provided with the “rice for all!”. Pot 5 is provided with: “pasta gluten-free!” I’ve only got four hot plates …

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holiday-consequences

My husband and I spend the last seven years consistently our summer vacation without the children. Out Of Principle! The whole year only to the two Chicks. The fight in the vacation anyway only. In addition, you can use any of the sporting, intellectual or animate offers, but chill the whole day. From the Super-giant Buffett, there are Breakfast, lunch and dinner, is always chosen the same. Morning: Nutella Toast, lunch: pasta sauce with tomatoes, dinner: pasta with cheese( vegetarian), pasta with Bolognese Sauce. Optionally, for once, Pizza. And for 50 Euro food allowance per Cub per day. In fact, four-fifths of the time were in a bad mood. Which is why we spend our vacations now without children. – Very

relaxed – However, you have to write then all the many pieces of paper, when the two are alone at home. Otherwise: “It doesn’t work!” Note how:
“garbage ton of grey on Thursday evening out.” The “mailbox empty.” “Schildrüsen tablets will not forget.” “Monday the first week, the green bin out.” “Bio-garbage out before because the mold cultures to grow.” “CATS TO FEED!” “LITTER box CLEANING”, “Laundry-not five days in the washing machine!” “In the evening, door shut!” “In the morning after Leaving the house – door shut!” “No House parties or you can study self-Fund it!” “Grandma, Ilse and grandpa Günther on Wednesday to call!” “With grandma Sieglinde on Friday to go shopping. Both of you!” “Don’t touch Daddy’s Whiskey!” “If here is any Grass to smoke, and I’m gonna throw you both out!”

The sun side of the home-staying

Alternatively, there are also good pieces of paper! My husband travels every year with his Golf buddies for a week in the holidays. Every Time I get in after his departure a small message of Love. A note hidden in the fridge. A letter – hidden in the underwear, sometimes a message written on our bathroom mirror. (With my expensive lipstick!!)
rhetoric or not, but always the message is the same: “You are my heart! I love you!” from my husband. How beautiful is that?! I love those papers! I can’t get enough of it.

In the case of the children, I see the following: Any interaction between us is positive. Whatever. ALSO NOTE!

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