The names of his Exes read like the exclusive guest list of the Oscars: Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Renée Zellweger, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and many more. These Ladies have a lot in common: they are not only world-famous and beautiful, but also to talk about quite badly on her Ex John Mayer.

question: what frightens women the most when you are in love with a new man?

1. That he be able to get them just a little before eight, to go to bed.

2. He departs in this respect.

3. That he gives intimate Details about her sex life.

4. He ablästert after the separation publicly.

5. He is staring at me all the time porn.

All the woman usually gets delivered when she takes on the multiple Grammy award winner John Mayer (“Your body is a wonderland”). Within the last fifteen years has behaved the cuddly singer in Hollywood like the axe in the forest, when it came to women.

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Henrietta Bright was born in 1985 and works as a journalist/writer based in Hamburg and on-the-go on your travels around the globe. Her book “here I come! In 80 orgasms around the world” in 2015, appeared and was promptly a best-seller. In 2017, followed by “come First, then The Sexbibel for 21. Century”. Henriette likes to write, be honest and casual about Sex, because you will find that a lot of people do.

no Matter what the dream girl he dated just after the Beziehungsaus he chatted always relish all sorts of intimate Details in the press. About Jennifer Aniston and he said she was “clingy”, “needy”, he also felt too young for you. His Ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson, he described as “sexual Napalm”, she was “like a drug. And drugs are not good, if you take too many of them”. If you “would have demanded $ 10,000 dollars for Sex, I would have been ready to give up all my belongings and to sell Well, just in order to be able to continue to f***** “.

phew, makes you wonder really, Baymavi what did all these great women to him. It was his appearance? His Guitar? The Dog Look? You don’t know it.

Extremely disturbing also his constant and detailed reports about his porn addiction. “There are days that I have in the morning before you get Up to 300 Vaginas seen,” Mayer once said in an Interview to the Protocol. “I’m a new Generation of Masturbator!” Well, congratulations.

And today, at 41, became the singer, not a bit wiser. He out haute in an Interview that he had with a “well under 500” women slept. Whatever that means.

Meanwhile, press agents warn even in Hollywood, young Starlets penetration as far as possible in front of it, with Mayer’s involved, because he just can’t shut up.

Unfair and mean

Particularly evil in the Mayer should have played Taylor Swift, who took revenge for his “unfair and cruel treatment” even with a Song: “Dear John, don’t you think that 19 was a bit young for you to play your dark and nasty game with me, even though I loved you so?” Mayer cursed on Twitter the day of her birth. “This is bad Songwriting. Full of Bullshit.”

he had made once his Ex-girlfriend Jennifer Love-Hewitt in a Song down: “Damn Baby, you frustrate me!” And his last girlfriend, Katy Perry, he afterwards mourned also singing. The moved to the month-long On-and-Off banter, the ripcord, as the Mayer of the Foreign make-out session with a fitness trainer, was convicted. Wisely, Katy.

and now? Is Year the ice in Hollywood slowly thin for the 41 -. He even whined recently that he collect always Left more often. For example, Oscar-winner Jennifer Lawrence. “People who don’t stand on me, bring me, finally, again on the carpet,” philosophised Mayer. “The other day I asked a woman if I can give her my number and she said: I’m not going to use anyway.”

Poor John. Karma is a bitch, baby! He has recognized even himself: “My career’s going great, but I’m falling behind a bit. (…) I’m afraid John Mayer to data is just something like a No-Go.”

On the run from his own reputation, it has layers of Mayer’s now first in the country, to Montana. Maybe he finds a nice girl who doesn’t read tabloids …

Fun fact: as I write this column, I’m sitting in a cafe in Shibuya, Tokyo, and it’s up and running already for the third Time, “Your body is a wonderland” on the Radio! Scary …

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